GET A LIFE, YOU OVERWEIGHT PALE PASTY NECKBEARDED FEDORA-WEARING FATASS BUTTHURT BASEMENT-DWELLING BOTTOM-FEEDING NERD-WHINGING GEEK-FUCKS.
Mr. Personality himself… #fatandhappy #fatcat
My mom’s cat Lambeau, and her inability to catch the ribbon. She is such a derp.
"Keep a positive attitude," they say. "If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything," they say. "You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar," they say.
Yeah, well, FUCK YOU. You don’t know shit about shit. Those are the lies that society tells you to keep you sedated while the world passes you by, while everyone else is enjoying life and meanwhile you’re silently screaming in the agonized hell of your invisible prison.
FIGHT BACK. Light some goddamn fires. Break a few windows. Throw a Molotov cocktail. Kick some fucking asses. Ram a car into a storefront. Take a baseball bat to your television set. Call a celebrity out for being the selfish, entitled, narcissistic cocksucker that they are. Raise hell. Scream your lungs out on a streetcorner. WAKE THE FUCK UP. The world passes by us fast, time’s wasting and the assholes around us want to keep us silent so that we will just crawl off into the underbrush and die quietly. They want us out of the way so that there’s more for them. They want to preserve the status quo. They believe themselves to be gatekeepers, exercising the rightful judgment of entry to society. They believe themselves above the rest of us, elite, supreme, demigod-like, unapproachable, immutable. Fuck that shit. You’re human too, you fuckheads.
i watched this like 5 times in a row
With parents like these, this child is going to grow up to be awesome.
Ay ay ay
This behatted gentleman looks less than thrilled.
There’s a whole other world that’s waking up just as we’re heading to sleep, and photographer Traer Scott documents these creatures of the night in her latest book.
In Nocturne, Traer captured over 40 intimate portraits of various nocturnal animals. Some are undeniably cute, and a few are downright terrifying.
I know it’s a cliche to be all “wow this Ask Polly column really spoke to me” but wow what a punch to the gut, huh.
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
Dallas Grassy Knolls
Golden State Bridges
New Orleans Beignets
New York Anxiety
Oklahoma City Domestic Terrorisms
Orlando Chain Restaurants
San Antonio Alamos
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like