Watching “Mars Attacks” for the nth time.

Ack. Ack ack ACK. ACK ACK!! ack ack. ack ack ack.

cracked:

George is saying it’s clobberin’ time.
23 Awesome Casting Changes That Would Save Bad Movies

OK, I HAVE TO ADMIT- THIS WOULD’VE BEEN WAY, WAY, *WAY* BETTER.

cracked:

George is saying it’s clobberin’ time.

23 Awesome Casting Changes That Would Save Bad Movies

OK, I HAVE TO ADMIT- THIS WOULD’VE BEEN WAY, WAY, *WAY* BETTER.

boy: did it hurt
girl: [sigh] did what hurt
boy: breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
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snarkay:

selkierps:

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if you’re a grammar nerd like me, you can pretty much guarantee we’ll get along just fine.

"Blade: Trinity" is truly a piece of crap

but it was worth watching the entire movie just to hear Ryan Reynolds call Parker Posey a “cock-juggling thunder-cunt.”

thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

THIS^^

I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is condescending. Yes, Nigerians struggle with floods or infant mortality. But these same Nigerians also deal with mundane and seemingly luxurious hassles. Connectivity issues on your BlackBerry, cost of car repair, how to sync your iPad, what brand of noodles to buy: Third World problems. All the silly stuff of life doesn’t disappear just because you’re black and live in a poorer country. People in the richer nations need a more robust sense of the lives being lived in the darker nations. Here’s a First World problem: the inability to see that others are as fully complex and as keen on technology and pleasure as you are.

One event that illustrated the gap between the Africa of conjecture and the real Africa was the BlackBerry outage of a few weeks ago. Who would have thought Research In Motion’s technical issues would cause so much annoyance and inconvenience in a place like Lagos? But of course it did, because people don’t wake up with “poor African” pasted on their foreheads. They live as citizens of the modern world. None of this is to deny the existence of social stratification and elite structures here. There are lifestyles of the rich and famous, sure. But the interesting thing about modern technology is how socially mobile it is—quite literally. Everyone in Lagos has a phone.

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I GOT TUMBLR PRO U GUIZ

AND NOW MY AVATAR HAS A LITTLE TOP HAT ON IT

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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iamlucyspet:

gimme dis

awwwwwww yeah

I LIKE THIS BECAUSE CATS

I LIKE THIS BECAUSE CATS

cracked:

Those scientists must not have studied with The Pickup Artist.

6 Scientific Findings That Prove Cats Are Evil

EVIL IS WHY CATS ARE AWESOME